The Phantom's Program Director/ Music Director
Notice: The preceding website is designed, posted and intended to be read and interpreted purely in jest. Although it is a technical impossibility to ascertain that there will not be some slight resemblance to "real persons" either living or dead, or Radio stations, any resemblance to such persons and/or entities is purely unintentional and should be treated and/or disregarded as such. There is absolutely no malicious intent in this website / internet radio Station. If you should find anything offensive in any way, please immediately close your eyes, turn your head so that you are not facing the monitor and reach out for the nearest heavy object. After verifying that the nearest heavy object is not a friend, relative or any other human being, lift said heavy object approcimately 18 to 24 inches above your head and swing the object with all possible force in a sweeping downward motion toward the monitor displaying said offensive material...